A lawyer’s wedding night took an unexpected turn when his bride, previously married 10 times, revealed a shocking secret.
“Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin,” she whispered.
Perplexed, the groom asked, “But how is that possible after 10 marriages?”
His wife smiled mischievously. “Let me explain.”
She began, “My first husband was a charming sales rep. He promised me the world, but never delivered.”
The second, a software expert, struggled to understand the basics.
The third, a field service technician, diagnosed the issue but couldn’t get the system running.
The fourth, a telemarketer, confirmed the order but had no estimated delivery date.
The fifth, an engineer, spent three years researching and designing a new method.
The story continued: “Husband #6 was a psychiatrist. He thought I had severe psychological issues.”
“Husband #7 was a gynecologist. He put his hand on my knee and said we would have to run some tests.”
“Husband #8 was an Italian chef. He thought foreplay was spaghetti and meatballs.”
“Husband #9 was French. He wanted to wine and dine me first.”
“Husband #10 was an electrician. He wanted to turn the lights off and check the connections.”
The lawyer listened, stunned, and wondered what he had gotten himself into.
