A blind cowboy stumbled into an all-girl biker bar, unaware of the patrons that surrounded him. He made his way to the bar, ordered a drink, and sat down to enjoy his beverage. After a while, he let out a loud yell, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar fell silent, with all eyes fixed on the blind cowboy. A deep, husky voice spoke up from next to him, “Before you share that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair that you know a few things.” The woman then proceeded to enlighten the cowboy, “The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy-club, I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate, and the woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.”
The blind cowboy took a moment to think, then shook his head and muttered, “Well, hell no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.” The cowboy’s change of heart was met with laughter and applause from the patrons, who appreciated his quick wit and decision to spare himself the trouble.
