A young woman with blonde hair walked into a confession booth, ready to share a secret with the priest. As she began to speak, the priest’s expression changed from calm to shocked.
“I’m pregnant,” she said, her voice barely above a whisper. The priest’s eyes widened in surprise, and he asked, “How did this happen, my child?” The woman’s response was unexpected, to say the least.
“I think it must be the second coming,” she said, her tone matter-of-fact. The priest was taken aback by her reply and asked, “What makes you think it’s the second coming?” The woman’s response was quick-witted and left the priest speechless.
“Because I swallowed the first one, father,” she said with a sly smile. The priest’s face turned bright red as he struggled to process the woman’s cheeky response. It was clear that this was a confession he would never forget.
