Here’s a story that proves age is just a number when it comes to a sharp sense of humor. A 92-year-old man was at the mall with his family, picking out new shoes before stopping for a bite at the food court. As they sat down, his attention was drawn to a teenager with a head full of brightly colored spikes—green, red, orange, and blue.
The older man kept staring, and the teen, growing irritated, finally shot back, “What’s your problem, old guy? Never done anything crazy in your life?”
The family, familiar with the grandpa’s legendary comebacks, held their breath. Without hesitation, he fired back, “Got drunk once and slept with a peacock. Just checking if you’re my kid!”
Whether fact or fiction, this story is pure gold—a reminder that some people only get funnier with age!
