A man’s dislike for his wife’s cat led to a hilarious game of cat and mouse—literally. Tired of the feline’s presence, he decided to abandon it far from home. His first attempt? Driving 20 blocks away and leaving the cat at a park. But by the time he got home, the cat had already beaten him there.
Undeterred, he doubled the distance the next day, dropping the cat 40 blocks away. Yet again, the determined pet arrived home before him. The man refused to give up, taking longer and more complicated routes, but the cat always won.
Finally, after driving in circles for miles, the man realized he was hopelessly lost. He called his wife and asked if the cat was home. When she said yes, he sighed and demanded, “Put that furry little genius on the phone—I need directions back!”