A trio of married men were enjoying drinks when the topic turned to their spouses’ quirks.
“Jen wants a gourmet kitchen but uses the microwave for everything,” the first husband complained.
“My Lisa’s worse,” said the second. “She’s choosing leather seats for a car she hasn’t learned to drive yet.”
The third man took a slow sip before delivering the kicker: “My Sarah bought enough protection for a month-long trip… forgetting one crucial detail about her anatomy.”
Sometimes truth really is funnier than fiction.
