A blonde woman was determined to solve a jigsaw puzzle. But after struggling for a while, she called her boyfriend for backup. “I need your help,” she said. “This puzzle is impossible!”
“What’s it supposed to be?” he asked.
“A rooster,” she replied. “It says so right on the box.”
When her boyfriend arrived, he took one look at the table and burst out laughing. Instead of puzzle pieces, there were Corn Flakes everywhere.
“Honey,” he said, trying not to laugh, “these aren’t puzzle pieces. And no matter how we arrange them, they’ll never look like a rooster. Let’s just put these flakes back in the box and take a break.”
Meanwhile, in a classroom, a teacher asked her students to paint cows in a meadow. Little Johnny finished in record time, presenting a completely blank page.
“Johnny, where are the cows?” the teacher asked.
Johnny shrugged. “They ate all the grass, so they left!”
Sometimes, the best humor comes from the most unexpected logic.
